Once upon a time, there was a sweet little boy, with a more than striking resembelence to the milky bar kid. With his lovely shiney blonde hair, this boy could go far, maybe he could become the next milky bar kid.
As Pete began to grow older he realised that there was more to life than brushing and washing your hair, growing it was the way forward, animals could live in it then.
Beautiful times. Despite the pleas of his desperate mother, Pete continued to grow and grow his hair, soon his sister was able to put it into plaits and he had to wear a hairband at all times to stop his fringe flopping in his face.One day, a brainwave struck - like lightening. "A mohawk" thought Pete. And thus, the hawk was born, tentatively at first so as not to scare the hair, superhawk could come later.
And from that first little slicked back mohawk, Peter branched into his first spiked hairstyle, simple and relenting, this hawk could scare no one, not even a mole who are naturally fearful animals.Soon, Pete realised that he needed a hawk that could strike the dreaded fear into the hear of a gruffalo. Length and colour would help this
Pete experimented with colour like a 13 year experiments with wanking. The colours were impressive, but could they scare a bear? Probabaly notWhat could he do from here? If one single colour was not scary enough, perhaps more than one colour would be..
But, alas, this just made him look like a my little pony, not at all fearful
The soft curly waves wouldnt scare anyone, the only way back from this was SPIKES. scary death SPIKES
Not so bad, certainly scarier, but also hazardous, people cant talk about the night of SPIKES, it was bloody. So where next you cry, what will become of Petes hair, how will he scare a gruffalo? Will red scare a gruffalo? Can Pete spare his dignity and not be beaten by a bear?
Only time will tell, but meanwhile, the gruffalo is waiting, he knows that the red will fade, and gruffalos do not fear BLINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!